Conspiracy written 4 years ago
First something goes nutty on the computer, so I decide to fiddle with that.
Cheap software says, “I need to reboot” in horrbly broken Engrish. Cue manic laughing of evil gods here.
Computer reboots. Greets with “I’m dead” message.
Nose starts mysteriously being snuffly.
Computer affirms position of deadness.
Nose fills with snot.
Eventually fix computer. Everything else broken though. Icons the size of dinner plates.
Glares at broken things
Sneezes
Bastards.
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saysI think my PC is dying too, just not as dramatically as yours, I just keep getting pop ups saying “Download this, or your PC will suffer”. More-geeky-than-Rob mate has offered to build me a PC as long as I pay for parts, so I might do that, wanna trash my old PC with me? Bring a hammer, and Smarties xxxxxxx
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saysLies! I challenge him to a dual … motherboards at dawn!
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saysR.I.P Tigger mug, you shall be avenged!
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saysNo seriously, he has about 10 computers in parts in his bedroom, I know it’s hard to grasp, but someone is actually geekier than thou!